Saturday, 10 December 2016

If I was a turkey right before thanksgiving I would carefully plan my escape route out of the farm. First I would sneak into the farmer's house at night and steal his phone. Then I would drop his phone in a manure tank. So in the morning when the farmer climbs in the manure tank to get his phone I would close the tank lid with my turkey beak and the farmer would be trapped in the tank. Then after the farmer died I would take all the puppy's on the farm and turn them into guard dogs and turn the farm into Communist farm state.  

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