Saturday, 10 December 2016
2016 has been one of the worst years ever. First off in the second semester of last year they took off the ability to let Juniors out of finals if they do so many hours of study island. Then over the summer I worked pretty much 24/7 and still didn't make that much money. Then I had to take a civics class because state laws says that I had to. And that consist of listening to the the stupid presidential candidates roast each other. Then my basketball team also only has 2 people that are even really prepare to play varsity.
If I described snow to someone who didn't know what snow was I would described it as a a cold wet white blanket the covers everything. The is also several thing you can do with this cold wet blanket. Number 1 you can build an army of of man built by rolling three balls of snow and stacking them on top of each other. The snowmen don't do much and just stand there and look cool. Also if you have enough snow you can build a entire little house out of snow and even heat it. And you can also throw this snow material at people.
Since sophomore year I have changed quite a bit. I have mostly changed physically. I probably grown at least a half a foot and gained like 50 pounds. I also got a way deeper voice because back in the day my voice was pretty high. I have also lost a lot of faith in humanity over that amount of time. Because the last couple of years has been very bad and not very good. Also each day that goes by a little part of me dies and can never be retrieved. But I think I have changed for the good over the past 2.5 years.
If I was a turkey right before thanksgiving I would carefully plan my escape route out of the farm. First I would sneak into the farmer's house at night and steal his phone. Then I would drop his phone in a manure tank. So in the morning when the farmer climbs in the manure tank to get his phone I would close the tank lid with my turkey beak and the farmer would be trapped in the tank. Then after the farmer died I would take all the puppy's on the farm and turn them into guard dogs and turn the farm into Communist farm state.
On my ipod I don't have any songs because I don't buy songs of of iTunes that is just crazy. I mostly listen to music on the radio or open up the apps Pandora and spotify. And no songs ever embarrass me because either I like the song or I do not it is that simple. But I would definitely rather listen to country music rather than Rap or hip hop because all the rap on the radio right now sounds like someone is mumbling through a tube and it sounds terrible. Also I'm not into metal core or scream o but some people are and that's alright.
The reason the chicken crossed the road was because he was being chased by a group of angry redneck farmers. The story goes that this chicken when it was born of farmer Joe's farm that it was blessed by the gods to have the most tender and delicious meat. So when the chicken became full grown and was ready to be butchered farmer Joe and all his friends through a huge party. But the chicken managed to escape and run a crossed the road. But the farmer chasing the chicken caught him and butchered the chicken. And everyone lived happily ever after.
Friday, 9 December 2016
If I had to do a bad guy showdown I would have the Joker, Loki, Voldemort, and Deadpool. People say that Deadpool is not a villain but I believe he will do anything that benefits him and if he has the chance to become king of the villains. He would totally do it. But in the first round Loki and Voldemort would fight and Loki would kick Voldemort butt. Then The Joker would face deadpool and the joker would win because he is smarter than Deadpool. Then in the final battle the Joker shoves a pencil through Loki's eye and wins the title of /king of all villains.
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