Top ten list of Superheros
1. Iron man is Number one because of his awesome cheeky attitude and his ability to build something out of nothing.
2. Batman because he's batman
3. Star Lord is number 2 because he wears an BA uniform and he leads a whole crew of misfits.
4. Spider man (the one in civil war) because he is a younger spider man and he makes a lot of cool comments and references.
5. Black panther is number 5 because of his cool suit and the fact that he is king of an African country.
6. Vision is number 6 because he was artificially made and is power by a infinity stone.
7. Black Widow is number 7 because she his no superpowers or money and still kicks butt.
8. Captain America is number 8 because of his vibranium shield and his leadership ability's.
9. Luke Cage because he can withstand acid and he is indestructible
10. Batcow is number 10 because he's batman's pet and that is pretty neat.

  

 

What happened was there was a man with a baby shoe obsession. But he lived with is roommate named Victor. Victor got tired of every time he would open up his closet baby shoes would come falling out. So then Victors threw all the man's baby shoes to the dumpster. So then the man freaked out and punched Victor in the face so hard he flew out of his shoes. So then he got his baby shoes out of the dumpster and put them back in the closet. But then Victor and the man made a compromise to sell have of his baby shoes.

It was a cold night in London England as I hurried towards my apartment downtown. I went though the doors to my apartment building and saw the guard Jimmy asleep in his chair. I didn't really think much of this because he's usually asleep. I walked up the stairs to my apartment and went inside and made myself a cup of tea. Then I look up into the mirror in my living room and saw I woman with snakes as hairs and vampire teeth. I bolted downstairs and went to tell Jimmy but when I got close I saw that he frozen, almost like he was turned to stone. So I heard I hissing behind me. So I turned around and stared death right in the face. But as soon as I look at her I felt my feet freeze and turn to stone. The last thing I heard before my beating heart turned to stone was "Your going to look great in my Museum".

If I found a book that had all the knowledge in the world I would be a very happy little Jacob. The number one reason I would want this book is because I would use it to tell me the lottery numbers for the upcoming lottery so then I could win the lottery and become rich. Then I would use the book to figure out how to make a battery that could hold enough power to power an entire city for a year. That battery would solve the energy crisis. So that mean the whole world would want to buy it off me and I would end up being a gazillionare by the time I'm 21.

In the the future we will not have new technology because nuclear war is on the horizon. Many dangerous country's including North Korea and Iran have nuclear weapons. lets say we make 1 of the 13 country's that have nuclear weapons mad.  Next thing your know the world is leveled and the only people who survive are people who went underground or people who survived by pure luck. Then since the earth is covered with radiation all kinds of new creatures pop up like mutated spider or animals with two heads. Then the doomsday preppers will have to repopulate the earth and that will be very difficult because of limited genetic material between humans.

This whole theory about there being no time is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Unless a person is immortal there is always going to be time. Even if there is no concept of of hour and minutes society would not not work at all. Certain people would be sleeps while you were awake. So if you needed something from them they would be sleeping while your awake. And since you still have the fear of death running though your veins you want stuff right away. Also time is a physical thing even if all humans try to disclaim there would have to be simple times like day and night or less the whole world would descend into madness. Even most animals can tell if its night or day.

If I was standing in front of a huge crowd of people and I was an expert in everything I wouldn't even take questions from the crowd. I would begin to tell them why its a good idea to build a wall. It will keep mexico out and mexico is gonna pay for it. Then I would start to tell them about crooked Hilary and how she's gonna destroy the world and bring the wrath of God down upon America. Then after that I would introduce nickelback to the stage and nickelback and I would do a concert together because nickelback is awesome.

I think I spend to much time at clubs I'll never in. I'm terrible at baseball and when its the bottom of the ninth and I know im not gonna win. My life didn't turn out quite the way I wanted it to be. I dont live in a brand new house. I never even be on an episode of cribs. And I have never even been in a bathroom I can play baseball in.  I have never been in a king size tub big enough for ten plus me. Also my credit card is always at its full limit.