2016 has been one of the worst years ever. First off in the second semester of last year they took off the ability to let Juniors out of finals if they do so many hours of study island. Then over the summer I worked pretty much 24/7 and still didn't make that much money.  Then I had to take a civics class because state laws says that I had to. And that consist of listening to the the stupid presidential candidates roast each other. Then my basketball team also only has 2 people that are even really prepare to play varsity.

If I described snow to someone who didn't know what snow was I would described it as a a cold wet white blanket the covers everything.  The is also several thing you can do with this cold wet blanket. Number 1 you can build an army of of man built by rolling three balls of snow and stacking them on top of each other. The snowmen don't do much and just stand there and look cool.  Also if you have enough snow you can build a entire little house out of snow and even heat it. And you can also throw this snow material at people.

Since sophomore year I have changed quite a bit. I have mostly changed physically. I probably grown at least a half a foot and gained like 50 pounds. I also got a way deeper voice because back in the day my voice was pretty high. I have also lost a lot of faith in humanity over that amount of time. Because the last couple of years has been very bad and not very good. Also each day that goes by a little part of me dies and can never be retrieved.  But I think I have changed for the good over the past 2.5 years.

If I was a turkey right before thanksgiving I would carefully plan my escape route out of the farm. First I would sneak into the farmer's house at night and steal his phone. Then I would drop his phone in a manure tank. So in the morning when the farmer climbs in the manure tank to get his phone I would close the tank lid with my turkey beak and the farmer would be trapped in the tank. Then after the farmer died I would take all the puppy's on the farm and turn them into guard dogs and turn the farm into Communist farm state.  

On my ipod I don't have any songs because I don't buy songs of of iTunes that is just crazy. I mostly listen to music on the radio or open up the apps Pandora and spotify. And no songs ever embarrass me because either I like the song or I do not it is that simple. But I would definitely rather listen to country music rather than Rap or hip hop because all the rap on the radio right now sounds like someone is mumbling through a tube and it sounds terrible. Also I'm not into metal core or scream o but some people are and that's alright.  

The reason the chicken crossed the road was because he was being chased by a group of angry redneck farmers. The story goes that this chicken when it was born of farmer Joe's farm that it was blessed by the gods to have the most tender and delicious meat. So when the chicken became full grown and was ready to be butchered farmer Joe and all his friends through a huge party. But the chicken managed to escape and run a crossed the road. But the farmer chasing the chicken caught him and butchered the chicken. And everyone lived happily ever after.

If I had to do a bad guy showdown I would have the Joker, Loki, Voldemort, and Deadpool. People say that Deadpool is not a villain but I believe he will do anything that benefits him and if he has the chance to become king of the villains. He would totally do it. But in the first round Loki and Voldemort would fight and Loki would kick Voldemort butt. Then The Joker would face deadpool and the joker would win because he is smarter than Deadpool. Then in the final battle the Joker shoves a pencil through Loki's eye and wins the title of /king of all villains.

Top ten list of Superheros
1. Iron man is Number one because of his awesome cheeky attitude and his ability to build something out of nothing.
2. Batman because he's batman
3. Star Lord is number 2 because he wears an BA uniform and he leads a whole crew of misfits.
4. Spider man (the one in civil war) because he is a younger spider man and he makes a lot of cool comments and references.
5. Black panther is number 5 because of his cool suit and the fact that he is king of an African country.
6. Vision is number 6 because he was artificially made and is power by a infinity stone.
7. Black Widow is number 7 because she his no superpowers or money and still kicks butt.
8. Captain America is number 8 because of his vibranium shield and his leadership ability's.
9. Luke Cage because he can withstand acid and he is indestructible
10. Batcow is number 10 because he's batman's pet and that is pretty neat.

  

 

What happened was there was a man with a baby shoe obsession. But he lived with is roommate named Victor. Victor got tired of every time he would open up his closet baby shoes would come falling out. So then Victors threw all the man's baby shoes to the dumpster. So then the man freaked out and punched Victor in the face so hard he flew out of his shoes. So then he got his baby shoes out of the dumpster and put them back in the closet. But then Victor and the man made a compromise to sell have of his baby shoes.

It was a cold night in London England as I hurried towards my apartment downtown. I went though the doors to my apartment building and saw the guard Jimmy asleep in his chair. I didn't really think much of this because he's usually asleep. I walked up the stairs to my apartment and went inside and made myself a cup of tea. Then I look up into the mirror in my living room and saw I woman with snakes as hairs and vampire teeth. I bolted downstairs and went to tell Jimmy but when I got close I saw that he frozen, almost like he was turned to stone. So I heard I hissing behind me. So I turned around and stared death right in the face. But as soon as I look at her I felt my feet freeze and turn to stone. The last thing I heard before my beating heart turned to stone was "Your going to look great in my Museum".

If I found a book that had all the knowledge in the world I would be a very happy little Jacob. The number one reason I would want this book is because I would use it to tell me the lottery numbers for the upcoming lottery so then I could win the lottery and become rich. Then I would use the book to figure out how to make a battery that could hold enough power to power an entire city for a year. That battery would solve the energy crisis. So that mean the whole world would want to buy it off me and I would end up being a gazillionare by the time I'm 21.

In the the future we will not have new technology because nuclear war is on the horizon. Many dangerous country's including North Korea and Iran have nuclear weapons. lets say we make 1 of the 13 country's that have nuclear weapons mad.  Next thing your know the world is leveled and the only people who survive are people who went underground or people who survived by pure luck. Then since the earth is covered with radiation all kinds of new creatures pop up like mutated spider or animals with two heads. Then the doomsday preppers will have to repopulate the earth and that will be very difficult because of limited genetic material between humans.

This whole theory about there being no time is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Unless a person is immortal there is always going to be time. Even if there is no concept of of hour and minutes society would not not work at all. Certain people would be sleeps while you were awake. So if you needed something from them they would be sleeping while your awake. And since you still have the fear of death running though your veins you want stuff right away. Also time is a physical thing even if all humans try to disclaim there would have to be simple times like day and night or less the whole world would descend into madness. Even most animals can tell if its night or day.

If I was standing in front of a huge crowd of people and I was an expert in everything I wouldn't even take questions from the crowd. I would begin to tell them why its a good idea to build a wall. It will keep mexico out and mexico is gonna pay for it. Then I would start to tell them about crooked Hilary and how she's gonna destroy the world and bring the wrath of God down upon America. Then after that I would introduce nickelback to the stage and nickelback and I would do a concert together because nickelback is awesome.

I think I spend to much time at clubs I'll never in. I'm terrible at baseball and when its the bottom of the ninth and I know im not gonna win. My life didn't turn out quite the way I wanted it to be. I dont live in a brand new house. I never even be on an episode of cribs. And I have never even been in a bathroom I can play baseball in.  I have never been in a king size tub big enough for ten plus me. Also my credit card is always at its full limit.

To start out this years blogs; I have just one thing to say. I'm only doing this for the views. Okay moving on today's topic. I'm supposed to write about how schools going for me and I two words to describe it. It sucks. The first day of school a wild snoxlax appeared in the middle of math class and am like heck yeah. But then it ran away from me and I missed it. Then about 2 weeks later I saw a alakazam and and I was like heck yeah and then that one got away and i fell into depression. So that how my school year is going.